A thank you - Personal reviews of bad romance novels
Jul. 31st, 2007
02:57 pm - A thank you
I would like to thank Christine Feehan for writing such Alpha Male garbage as the Dark series.
I also can't wait until her newest book (I don't buy them but my sister dose so I'll steal- I mean borrow- hers) DARK POSSESSION comes out. It sounds like it's going to be the most corny, sicking book so far. Here I'll post the summery
Manolito De La Cruz knew he was dangerously close to turning into a vampire There's a shocker. The last thing he expected after being called back to his Carpathian homeland by Prince Mikhail was to catch the scent of his destined lifemate in MaryAnn Delaney What is he a dog...oh wait I forgot what I was talking about. MaryAnn is human, but she knows all too well the overwhelmingly aggressive instincts of Carpathian males. And they're not exactly the kind of men she'd prefer to be bound to for life Gee I wonder why? Although the putting me to sleep would be helpful.
A dedicated counselor for battered women I sence angst here, MaryAnn has a fulfilling life with no room for someone like Manolito, born and bred in the Carpathian Mountains, a law unto himself I see justafacation for bad things to poor MaryAnn. But when MaryAnn agrees to go to South America to offer guidance to a brutalized young woman, she's oblivious of the trap that awaits her in the sweltering thick of the jungle Look the plot!. She has been lured there by Manolito himself See I knew he was a douch bag, who has seductive plans for the unaware Sounds like a rapist, irresistibly? I Copied and pasted this, it's not a mistake on my part human female.
Once there, she will be his She's not a object asshole. Once his, she will never be released Sounds like a kidnapper. He is her lover, her predator OK dose he want to have sex with her or eat her...and not in the good way either, her lifemate. She is his dark possession.... ...SHE IS NOT A POSSESSION!
All this from just the summery I can't wait for the whole thing to poke fun at.